My type. Awkward, Quiet, Adorable, Unexpected.

A topic that came up frequently with my squad, more so then ever before in my life is what type of guy I like. I have never thought about it as in depth as I have in the last 5 months of my life. It is to be expected on a squad that is majority women and has 4 all girls teams. A common practice that came of this was also them coming up with elaborate ways that I would meet my incredibly lucky future husband.

What he would do where he would come from and how we would meet. Nothing prophetic, them just simply deciding how they wanted my future to unfold.

The last one went something like this. 

"I would meet a man named Jeremy, from Pakistan who currently lives in Indiana, wants to move to Thailand, has a persistent yet adorable stutter and likes to crochet in his spare time" --Yes you read that correctly. They want and expect my future someone to stutter. 

Where did this all come from? Well, probably the endless conversations of them asking me to explain my type to them. In order to give them an accurate picture of the type of man I find adorable (I hear men don't find the term adorable very endearing, it's unfortunate that it still won't stop me from referring to them as so)  I would reference my leading (more like side kick) men from movies who would portrait my type well. 

So I thought I would let you all in on this incredibly clear picture of the type of man that would steal my heart.  Some people cringe at my list, most don't understand, and I love that. You may understand me more after seeing this, instead of giving me a puzzled and even accusing sideways glance when I randomly blurt out that a man wearing high waters, taped glasses, with a stutter is the most precious thing I have ever seen. 

Lets start with the most precious stutterer of all, Red from Pearl Harbor. Enough Said. 

Next we have Hodge from the guardian. If you don't love him, you're a liar. Just look at that comb over. 

Then there is the ever so adorable guy who's name I can never remember, from Failure to launch. If he got Zoe De Channel, he can have me. 

Of course I have to add in Jim from the office, he should go without saying, as every woman should love him. Not every woman does, and to that I say, "WHAT?"

Recently, as in 2 nights ago I added two new guys to my ever expanding list of not so leading men. 

They are both from Pitch Perfect. 

Both as awkward as they get. 

First we have the man obsessed with magic. You like to hang out in a box, no big deal I've done weirder things to get some alone time. 

The best for last. Here we have mister rapper, sarcastic comment extraordinaire. Just look at his moves, he had me at, "not a dude". 

You may be wondering why I refer to them by their characters rather then their real names. Well simply because I have no clue what these dudes are like in real life. They could be the least awkward person on the planet, and then where does that leave me? 

This is pretty much a full proof guide on how to determine if I think a man is precious or not. 

I will leave you with my worst nightmare. 

Yikes, put that smile away and put a shirt on right now Mario.